The Don Wan, Cavegirl of the Month for November ‘05!

Cayote :

We all know her and love her, and we all want to kiss her! So for this month’s cavegirl I decided to do something different. I will let you do the interview! That’s right! You get to ask Don Wan whatever you want! There better be some Halo Related stuff in there! lmao! And Kari has agreed to answer all of your questions!

Tinkerbell :

My Question -
What is REALLY going on with you and Frankie…..

HAHAHAH No I am kidding…

My Real Question -
What do you feel is one of your greatest accomplishments in life?
What is really going on with me and Frankie is… he keeps me in his basement and feeds me rice from a bucket. I answer to his every call. Its amazing.

One of my greatest accomplishments in life was leaving my life in Hawaii behind and coming to Washington by myself. I really needed to get off the island, it was tearing me up inside to be stuck on that rock. It’s home, and it’s beautiful, don’t get me wrong. But it’s so closed off to the world… there are so many people I want to meet and so many things I want to do.. Hawaii just wasn’t the place for me. But yes sometimes I cry at night when I miss my family and friends… but it has been a long journey and I am still on my own two feet. ;O)

Jaymine :

Congrats, Kari! Woo woo!

I love you too, but I still won’t kiss you. Girls are yucky.

My question -
How long have you been gaming, and what got you into Halo 2? Did you play Halo? Did you have an xbox already?
You know woman… if I got you drunk enough, you would kiss me for sure. Girls are yucky, but I have soft lips.

Believe it or not, I have been gaming since before I was born lol. My mother ran a MUD/BBS. Yeah. When I was little I used to give her ideas and she would create rooms based on things I would tell her. Mind you this was all before the internet, and my mom was running a multi user dungeon with people all over the world playing. It was pretty cool. My little brother would play video games all day long. He beat me at EVERYTHING. Then one day I beat Zelda on N64 before he did, and he was devastated.. he refused to play the game anymore. I felt so good and ever since then Ive been a video game freak. I never really told anyone though. I hated Halo 1. I would come home from a long day at work to find 6 guys in my living room with 4 tv’s and 4 xbox’s screaming and cursing and drinking. I could have broke that game in half. I had to stand in line to get Halo2 at midnight cuz my bf was working. I remember hearing “Oh that’s so messed up sending ur girl to get halo” at the store. So I took it home that night and wondered what the hell it was all about. I was INSTANTLY hooked. And so the birth of THE DON WAN.

Zoom Demon :

I just want to hear a funny story, tell me one.
Okie dokie, I don’t know how funny this is gonna sound from me typing it, but I laughed so hard at this story I started crying. My best friend Cristina is the kind of person who believes everything she hears. And for some reason she has no sense of direction which is really annoying but whatever.

She’s hanging out with a guy friend Jason.. and she gets a text message from her friend in Colorado saying “There’s a blizzard in Denver.”

So her friend Jason goes “Oh Cristina he’s doing coke.” And Cristina says “What? How do you figure he’s doing -blam!-?” And Jason says “I used to do that all the time, thats what we used to say to each other, it’s like a code.”

So he tells her to text him back “Saddle up the white horse” and she does. No text back.

The next morning she’s getting ready for work, turns on the TV and the first thing she sees on the news is “There’s a huge snow storm in Denver” LMAO.

I died laughing. Because I just pictured that guy recieving this random text message to saddle up his white horse. lol. Oh god. I’m sorry if it’s not funny but I get a frickin kick out of it. lol.

Frankie :

Tell me more about you making out with chicks.
Wouldnt YOU like to know? rAwr.

ShoelacePirate :
What is you most embarrasing moment? You have to tell the truth no matter how bad it is! LOL
Um in Halo2 or in real life?
Well the only embarrassing moment I can think of right now was when I turned 19 and went to Canada. I got TANKED out of my mind and went bar hopping. We just got into our 3rd bar when I felt someone push me. I thought it was my bf, so I turned around and punched him right in his face. But come to find out it was really the bouncer pushing me. I caused a HUGE scene and my friends were put in choke holds as I was litterally THROWN out of the bar. Then these mountys came up to me and told me my bf was abusive and that I should break up with him (what kind of cop gives you therapy when they should be arresting you for public drunkeness?) even though I was the one who hit him. Then all of a sudden my friend screams out “FUQ CANADA!” I definitely thought I was spending the night in jail. But I got lucky.. and anyone who knows me, knows that Im NOT a violent person… so this incident was very rare lol.

In halo2 my most embarrassing moment was Big Team with some Delta Skelta boys on Waterworks. I spawned in the middle of the map, saw the flag near me, grabbed it, and started running in the opposite direction on accident… then got betrayed by my team mate by accident and then accidentally booted him. They still haven’t let that one go.

Clobberella :

If you were on Survivor, what would your luxury item be?
That is a good question Clobby. I kept thinking I need to think hard for that one and sound intelligent, but instead I’ll just tell you the first thing that pops into my head:

sniper rifle.

Venus Envy :

In your myspace picture… is that really your bum or is it bum implants? Because the bum is just too round and perfect..
And yes, that is really my bum… no implants… its real people… touch it… you know you wanna… touch it…touch it.

RandomFemale :

If in Halo 3 they put out a female spartan, how would you want her to look and why ?
Hmmmm… good question. I think I would kinda want her to have a sort of smoother look than the spartan. He’s so boxy… she would be sleek like an anime character. Not too sexy… more like that role that Charlize Theron is playing in that new movie (can u tell I have no clue what the movie is lol). Yeah. I dunno. whatever.

RaHikaru :

How do you feel playing with a bunch of girls, giggling all the time, especially on Fridays???
Oh Ra you should know the answer to this one already lol. The first time I played a ladies night I almost died laughing. That was also by far the most fun I had ever had on XBL. That was definitely the most giggling Ive heard on my tv also lol.

I pretty much wanna make out with all of you on Fridays… it’s my new goal in life.

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